Who wants to be Michael Jordan? Not this guy.

Nike and Michael Jordan fend off an $832 million lawsuit from Oregon resident Allen Heckard....

......Heckard, as you may have heard, sued because he was "tired of being mistaken" for Jordan. He dropped his lawsuit this week after our unsympathetic society remorselessly mocked his pain and daily trauma.

..... "Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard told KGW-TV before dropping his lawsuit. - READ FULL STORY


Now this law suit idea has one of the sales people here at Rominger Legal thinking. Seems he wants to sue Tiger Woods, because their nine iron swings are so similar....

Bonus: Mr. Golf Etiquette - How to throw your clubs with panache.